{"id":319,"date":"2017-03-04T11:44:22","date_gmt":"2017-03-04T11:44:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cml-a.com\/content\/?p=319"},"modified":"2017-03-04T11:44:22","modified_gmt":"2017-03-04T11:44:22","slug":"319","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cml-a.com\/content\/2017\/03\/04\/319\/","title":{"rendered":"Robo-dialers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The robo-dialers have gotten really sophisticated.<\/p>\n<p>Ring ring.<\/p>\n<p>Answer phone<\/p>\n<p>Them: Hi!<\/p>\n<p>Me: Hello?<\/p>\n<p>(Silence)<\/p>\n<p>Them: Oh-! (slightly flustered, like a real person who dials a wrong number, or a person calling on behalf of a business they're working for but they're having sort of an off-day) I was just having a problem with my husband. Um- (Couple seconds goes by while the 'person' 'collects themselves') We noticed you staying at one of our resorts recently, and we wanted to let you know about-<\/p>\n<p>Me: I'm sorry this is a bad time.<\/p>\n<p>Them: (Totally unfazed, clearly a robot) -a limited-time promotion where-<\/p>\n<p>Just hung up.<\/p>\n<p>Shouldn't this be illegal?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The robo-dialers have gotten really sophisticated. Ring ring. Answer phone Them: Hi! Me: Hello? (Silence) Them: Oh-! (slightly flustered, like a real person who dials a wrong number, or a person calling on behalf of a business they&#8217;re working for but they&#8217;re having sort of an off-day) I was just having a problem with my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-afk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cml-a.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cml-a.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cml-a.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cml-a.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cml-a.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cml-a.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cml-a.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cml-a.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cml-a.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}